The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But
it sure makes misery easier to live with.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Poker rules supplement: A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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